There is a God.

I have been thinking about graduation a lot lately. Mostly thoughts concerning how-to-graduate. Like, what are the physical steps that one takes besides the obvious fulfillment of credits? In times like these, an advisor would have been nice.

I have also been mulling over the fact that my degree might as well be a YES-only paper invitation to a party in a less than desirable neighborhood where everyone is broke but the alcohol overfloweth. So in the event that I must move to the far-reaches of Brooklyn after graduation, a note to self: invest in a tough weave.