Where do I begin on this?  Skinny Uma walks onto a stage that is glowing Lisa Frank colors then she presents Gucci by Tom Ford's Gaultier-inspired collection which women should still wear today because the satin pleated trousers were brilliant, then Liv Tyler in a Chloe by Stella McCartney horse-print dress like the one Carrie wore to Tao is all BFF with Stella who is also in a Chloe horse dress and they're probably drunk and really funny and British, then a really tan Gisele in Dolce suede bell bottoms flirts with Marky Mark who is fresh off Boogie Nights and f-able in a white tee then Carmen Kaas wears something skimpy and amazing with a short bob and accepts an award.