Oh just some things.

1.) My mommy doesn't approve of my exciting new job prospect because it is in her words, ''gay''.
2.) I have sold off about 50% of my closet to Buffalo Exchange in exchange for one night of drinking.
3.) KFC refused to honor my free chickin meal coupon on the basis that it is mother's day. Apparently they expect to cash in on this baffling trend of people spoiling their mothers today.
4.) Spotted: Christian Louboutin dance shoes FOR MEN at Jeffrey. They were black and beautiful.

5.) This post is a call for help. My aggressive but necessary Benadryl use is making me a bad person: sleepy, less funny and blah.

PS Does anyone want to let me couchsurf for the month of June? I cook, clean and I never leave passive-aggressive notes.