Do these work? I never really made one but I they seem to be pretty popular. 2009 was hectic so I'm trying to smooth out OH TEN like I'm bathing in Febreze. If you can't think of anything, here are some suggestions but don't copy all of mine!

- When you're laying in bed tonight, (important: AFTER you touch yourself) think a lot about what you want to do every day for the rest of your life. Unless you're going to be a teacher, there are no more summer breaks (and even then you have to go on lame retreats), so whatever you choose now you might have to stick it through everysingleday til you die. Only choose the job that makes you super happy/isn't boring/is the most far-out.

- Quit smoking. I did and it was really easy so you can too.

- Use your phone. It has a caller/receiver for a reason! You're only promoting the end of human interaction by texting and sexting and bbm'ing all of your important convo's that are supposed to be delivered with the warmth and comfort of a voice.

- Forget about Lady Gaga for a little bit and RECOGNIZE: